Please, God, Don't Let Me Laugh Now! - Excerpt
If working people had hymns written especially for them, they might look
something like this:
Dentist's: "Crown
Him with Many Crowns"
Contractor's: "The Church's One Foundation"
Baker's: "I Need Thee Every Hour"
Weather Forecasters: "There Shall Be Showers of Blessing"
Optometrist's: "Open My Eyes That I Might See"
Tailor's: "Holy, Holy, Holy"
IRS's: "All to Thee"
Shopper's: "By and By"
Inscribed in stone over the great front doors of an old church being restored: "This is the Gate of Heaven". Just below it someone had placed a small cardboard sign: "Use Other Entrance".
